the time to come

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First things first, milkshakes are simply delicious cold beverages of various flavours and I thought the picture was worth a post because 1) Kelis is pretty ultimate and 2) I guess I wouldn't mind boys in my backyard just for like a bbq or winter jacuzzi or something like that. I don't warm it up though. If you don't follow - don't worry.

Hey so I'm kind of bored of me, another human to diffuse my thoughts and energies on would be ideal. As sick as it is I would be more than happy to be consumed by someone at the moment. It's winter, work is a little slow, it's cold, I've got plenty of evenings free, my feet get cold at night and I've got a new plush bed. Like I said....ideal right? Distract, unfocus, unsettle. I'll take it all.
If I advertise as a seasonal positional that's only 3 months which is perfect as I tend to get a little restless a little too quickly for any mans longevity (correction) as any many who crosses my path with potential longevity are the types* that are too restless for me.

Previous candidates have failed to meet requirements so consider applications officially open - apply within.

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Maybe that's it.

Photos: Tumblr assortment

*my 'type' has a proven track record of being dark, handsome, clever, a little troubled and keep me guessing - always. ((sighhh))

9 comments:

  1. It's the 21st century and the women's Independent movement has abolished these traditions where the female just remains comfortable on her "rusty dusty" and waits for "Mr Right or Mr Left" to submit an application to a lady of some kind, you see.
    After the rebellious demonstration (burning of bras)this has brought a springlike tempo to all single mans heart.

    Furthermore, I would like to conclude this by quoting a very profound, environmental professor and childhood hero CAPTAIN PLANET

    "THE POWER IS YOURS"

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  2. This post made me smile! Great photos...and yes milkshakes have the ability to bring the boys to the yard.
    xx

    Hot Pink Day
    Shop Blue Vanilla

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  3. Dear anon, please continue. I am not sure whether you are suggesting I get up off my ass and seek out Mr Right for myself or...?

    Perhaps it's just too early for my brain to comprehend last nights rants

    x

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  4. You're just a hot, little ball of frustration bella! It's all fate you know. It can't be forced. When it is forced it isn't true. xx

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  5. Juliette - I really like that you have steadily been here through my journey of self (frustrating) discovery in blog form & I think we need to accidentally sit across the table from each other again sometime soon. x

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  6. Rachel Kara any man would be the luckiest man to spend a wintertime with you! Who are these restless men with such bad judgement?!

    ps) loving the use of 'ultimate' as an adjective. I may steal that.

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  7. I LOVE this - This is exactly where I am at at the moment... Even down to getting a new plush bed. haha. MY eyes were bulging while reading this because of the similarities. Even my type is the same. Goodluck with finding some dark mysterious types to entertain in your backyard :D xx

    thisiswhati’dwear

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  8. Oh and please put my thoughts of possible insanity to rest..... I really think I saw the guys hand in that first photo move for a split second....?!?!?

    thisiswhati’dwear

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  9. thisiswhati'dwear Ha can't make any guarantees you're not insane but you did indeed see his hand move! It's an amazing gif that only sometimes seems to be compatible with blogspot
    http://rachelkara.tumblr.com/post/6034716180/it
    I'm so glad you have read this and know you/I not alone in feeling that way. I said this not long ago but again, it's comforting but a little creepy right?!
    x

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bites and kisses for you. meow. x